B.A.M.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Just some thoughts
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Filming
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
My Plan to Make The Mets A Contender
So here's the plan...
I apply for a job with the Yankees. I eat a calzone, EVERYDAY, for 4 months near the central venting system at the stadium and convince the senile George Steinbrenner that I AM in fact, George Costanza. I then sell him on converting EVERY concession stand to all Tyson chicken. Instead of hotdogs -- chicken dogs. Instead of pretzels -- chicken twists. Instead of beer -- alcoholic chicken.
What Steinbrener doesn't know is, the papers that I had him sign were documents saying that he would buy the Mets for 200% over book value (about 2 box Frites and a Shake Shack burger), and give the Yankees to the Wilpons. Now wait, I know what your saying, how would savvy George Steinbrenner fall for this scheme? Simple. Like I said before, he's senile. When good old DJ presented him with his ring on Monday, he was quoted asking Hal: "Why is this bi-racial flat headed fan proposing to me?."
There is now an ultimate swap of Baseball in New York. In a matter of months, the Steinbrenner regime does everything it can do to make the Mets into a contender. They manage to bring in Roy Oswalt, Adrian Gonzales, Bobby Valentine, and convince The Hawaiian Hammer, Benny Agbayani to re-surface and give it another go. Before you know it, the team in Queens has a dynasty on its hands.